Sometimes I feel like a nut

Sometimes I don't. One of my all time favorite tunes. Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't. Damn, it don't get any better than that. I heard a good one today. "If cow's could laugh, would they squirt milk out their noses, too?" If I had nickel for each of the threats I've made to my sons for making each other laugh at the dinner table while drinking milk, I'd be rich. I mean, seriously, have you ever seen milk spew out of a kids nose? (It is pretty funny but it makes quite a mess) And I'm not cleaning it up, hear me !?! Milk is a staple around our house. We are locally renowned for having at least ten gallons on hand at any given moment. When the boys came home at Christmas, we were all sitting and eating dinner, when one asked, "you know what I like about coming home?
Unlimited milk." I like that.